May 2012
Kid: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you
interrobang-ler:
how to be a writer
start to write something
pause and read over what you have so far
cringe
backspace everything
exit out of your computer
cry on the floor
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thorhead:
do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty
You know you're from the rez when...
jimmysthename:
youknowyourefromtherezwhen:
You say “who woulda ever thunk”.
My G-ma says this a lot!
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me
We’ve had our meeting, we’ve decided what we’re doing and how we’re going to...
– Steven Moffat promises a puzzling climax to Sherlock’s third series
(via the-visual)
They better sign on for Series 4 now before they give the entire fandom a heart attack.
(via shannasouzou)
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When people interrupt me while I'm reading
sodamnrelatable:
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
via sodamnrelatable
johannagayson:
internet explorer commercial
that’s it
that’s the joke
I wish I could be with you all the time.
When your mom puts on her oldies and you know...
epic-humor:
And she looks at you sing like:
You’re just into it:
And she joins in and y’all are like:
http://funniestpostz.tumblr.com/
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